October 3rd, 2008

MMMmmm Beerfest da movie staring Nic mother fucking Ames. (Updated to consolidated albums)

Can I interrupt with something a little off topic? Batman HATES chocolate!

Yesterday, I:

• did laundry in a foreign country
• ordered a sandwich and coffee in german
  • then had no idea what she said
• ordered two different type of beers in german
  • then had no idea what she said
• ordered two doners and a beer in german
  • then drunkenly couldn’t count my coins right (they all look the same when you’re drunk, right? right?)

I’m also loving the new work schedule. 2 pm here is 7 am in Winnipeg. So I have been working from 1pm to 9pm(+/-) and get to play before and after.

German hipster clubs. I felt like I was in the hit comedy movie of the 80’s. It was awesomely hilarious. Everybody is a Foosball professional, half the people are dressed up for Oktoberfest, older dudes are ridiculously sleezy, everyone is speaking some kinda of riniculous language and one couple is putting on a show of fiery lust. One girl asked, “Are you gay?” I replied, “No, we’re just americans.” TJ retorted, “We work with computers, so we lack testosterone.” Girl, “I’m bisexual and dissatisfied with my boyfriend.” .... Then I found five euros.

FYI, the women here are amazingly beautiful. Like out of control. Pouty Lips, I will never forget that moment we shared, you are surely the only woman I could ever love. All i gotta say is Portland girls, you need to step it up and stop being so uggers, if you ever want me to put out again. JK I love my American girls! But wowzers ice cold has never been so smoking hot.